Um. So first of all Merry Christmas!
My family and I put on a movie after Christmas dinner. We all just dug through what was in my parents' collection and put on The Lonely Guy, from this Steve Martin multi-pack thingy.
It turns out. Okay first of all it's kind of a garbage movie. BUT. There's this scene. This girl confides to Steve Martin that she's never had an orgasm before. He tells her that it's okay and that he'll tell her whenever she has one, so she'll know. Then (is he a terrible lover? LOL or just very unsure of his abilities to give her a real orgasm?) he says "OH WOW you just had one!" Her: Really? Him: There goes another one! This ridiculousness continues until he sneezes and she says, "WAIT A MINUTE I felt something that time." He sneezes again. She moans and says "YES sneeze again." So then he rocks his buildups and gives her all these fake sneezes and she moans along with his buildups and she orgasms (or at least gets very happy) with his sneezes.
THEN LATER. She's with somebody else. She's not sure how much she wants to sleep with him. He sneezes and she gets this interested, hopeful look and says "Sneeze again." But his sneezes don't do anything for her and she's disappointed.
THEN. Closing scene. She's reunited with Steve Martin. He sneezes. She droops and sighs and says "That was a blast!" all happily, followed by, "I just want to go home and be sneezed at."
WHAT EVEN, MOVIE.
I didn't let myself look too closely at most of it. That can be for later. Mwahaha.
