http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AUfYmuZU9C
My first ever wav. 
Just one sneeze.
ETA: And just kidding here's three more.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vjDcJJ9Afn
I'm totally alone tonight so I thought I'd just play around with making some wavs. I induced these with my nails, just kind of tapping and prodding around. I never sneeze in front of people so consider yourselves privileged lol. 
ETA2: No offense to anyone and not trying to call anyone out, but I'm not interested in chatting about my sneezes. I'll be upfront now. If you're thinking about messaging, please don't. I don't mean to be rude, just not interested. Don't call me, I'll call you, as they say. 