i love reading...and sneezing in books is my fave but its very rare
a book i read lately mentioned the guy took allergy meds do i thought "score! here we go theres gunna be sneezing in this" but sadly there was none 
so does anyone know of any books with a fair bit of sneezing in? an idealy a good fiction
and one that definately doesnt have the word sneezing in the title (i would die if someone found out)
also on a diff note - anyone heard of any clips or mentions of anything to do with joaquin pheonix sneezing? he is just dreamy 
please help 